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HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work

boots.

2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo

Magazine.

3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4) Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim:

I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls

- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't

think Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

Anyway, I locked all 4 of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

Cooter
 
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thats awsome, I have had alot of people coming to my house trying to sell me junk, I put a few empty shotgun hulls on my front porch and have not had anyone trying to sell me somthing since, so I guess it worked...lol
 

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i need to try this to keep these dam home improvement companies from knocking on my door
 
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