When's the last … time you had a professional haircut? I normally get my haircut a week before holidays, special occasions, if I'm going to meet landowners, at the start of early bow season, or if it's getting a little long in back. With this corona mess, I haven't had a professional haircut since January. Got one right before a project was to start. By the time I got back half the world was closed down. Been jerking around every two weeks or so with 3 clippers I've had for years. Have my Sheila cut across the back to keep it straight. Other than that it's been using two mirrors and acting mentally defective trying to cut a straight line when every move goes the opposite direction that your mind expects it to go. I know about the last place I want to go is to a barber who spends 8 hours a day, 6 days a week 18" from the face of every Tom, Dick, and Harry who may have COVID. Seems like he'd be a perfect candidate to be the "Typhoid Mary" of coronavirus.