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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So, we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Rachel. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my sister's wedding- invitations”, she said.
She was alone when I arrived. she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said, "Before you commit your life to my sister".
Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word, She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, “Moishe, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son.”
And the moral of this story: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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