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NICKNAMES

� If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Kate and Sarah.
� If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

� When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller
and none will actually admit they want change back.
� When the girls
get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

:ack2:

MONEY

� A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
� A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

:ack2:

BATHROOMS

� A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
� The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
able to identify more than 20 of these items.

:D

ARGUMENTS

� A woman has the last word in any argument.
� Anything a man
says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

:mad:

FUTURE

� A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband..
� A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

;)

SUCCESS

� A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
� A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

:p

MARRIAGE

� A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
� A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

:cool:

DRESSING UP

� A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
� A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

:eek:

NATURAL

� Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
� Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

:eek:

OFFSPRING

� Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
� A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

:D
 

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I am SO not normal! Thanks for reminding me again.
 
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