Actual Neighbor Questions?
My next door neighbor who knows nothing about Hunting,shooting ,fishing and many of the other finer things of life,was watching me across the fence shooting my Crossbow.
He called out to me,what is that thing you are shooting,I replied,my Bow.
Oh he says,and what do you call the things going in to the circle on that mattress.
I said,thats not a mattress,that is my target.
And those things going in to the circle are my arrows going into the bullseye.
Is that string thing hard to pull back,looks like it?,Takes both hands and a leg
Yes , I said pretty hard.
Have you ever really shot anything with A contraption like that.
Yes.
Where did you hit it?
Heart,mostly.
Did it kill it?
Yes.
Can I come over and shoot it?
Sorry,I have to go in for now.
As I entered the back door ,my wife was laughing loudly.
She had been listening.