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Gator Wrestle Postponed

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483 views 30 replies 12 participants last post by  Iron Duke  
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Well bad news fellas…USAF retired in Wisconsin (Craig) came down to South Carolina as him and lovely bride (Julie) spent the Afternoon with us. Our plan was to get Craig a wrestling match with a nice local Alligator. Well we spent a couple hours on the cart looking for the right grudge match. We saw several gators the longest being about 9 feet. But Craig is a true naturalist and didnt think it would be fair to humanity for him to wrestle those little gators. So we will just have to wait to witness the whooping of Gator McCluskey !

Ha…thanks for coming down Craig we had a great visit!

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#20 ·
Good news i did some research for my Wisconsin fellas…if you tickle the Gators belly they will roll over on their backs and submit! I think you guys got this🤷‍♂️

here is a perfect candidate he is busy eating a 6 foot gator he wont even know you are there?

Warning he probably weighs between 400 and 500 lbs so you might need both of you to flip him over🤷‍♂️

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#25 ·
Never worked ... on one of my Sheilas. :rolleyes:😂
 
#28 ·
Awwww, cute. He just wants to be petted!

jump on his back get him in a full Nelson lift front legs off the ground and clamp his mouth shut. And put your feet under his back legs lift his feet off the ground . Now, hopefully you have friends that will help you tie it up if not you will have to stay that way forever! it’s going to be real mad at you!

second thought, don’t do that!